Old Testament: Numbers 32:1-33:39
A Reuben Sandwich, Aren’t You Gad?
The tribes of Reuben and Gad got sandwiched together,
They promised to conquer the area.
Later on they were misunderstood and were sad.
When they were exonerated, of course, they were glad. 🙂
Moses retraced of Israel their steps.
They had made their beds and also in them slept.
New Testament: Luke 4:31-5:11
Luke 4:31-37 Shut Up and Get Out!
Jesus cast out demons down below,
He cooled off Simon’s Mom,
Then called apostles to administer a balm.
Psalm 64:1-10 A Lament Psalm by David
Psalm 64:1-10 Boomerang Slang
Don’t hurt others for those who Christ had bled,
or it could bang you back on your own head.
Proverbs 11:22 Lipstick On A Pig
A woman who’s burning hot,
May cause a scab on your snout.